just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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