your room smells of hookers.
And success
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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