You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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