oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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