he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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