That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
now i know why i became what i already was.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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