so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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