I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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