i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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