she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
Randomize