I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
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