You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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