When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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