Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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