everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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