Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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