You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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