i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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