I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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