I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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