So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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