My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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