Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
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