grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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