I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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