Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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