Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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