I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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