Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Randomize
