i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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