so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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