First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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