She's JV to your varsity
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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