Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
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