You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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