he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
