Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
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