did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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