Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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