I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
