I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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