Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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