I need help removing her.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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