Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
