I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
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