You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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