I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
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