the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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