would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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