Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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