I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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