I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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