So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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