I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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