and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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