I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
high people should be assigned attendants
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
lol hangovers are for mortals.
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