dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Swine flu is the new snow day.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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